a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
Teen angst, [listen]
"I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour but heaven knows I’m miserable now"
Heaven knows I’m miserable now- The Smiths // Teenage Dirtbag- Wheatus // Come on Eileen- Dexys Midnight Runners // The hellcat spangled shalalala- Arctic Monkeys // Out of my league- Fitz and The Tantrums // Up all night- Young Knives // Diane young- Vampire Weekend // This charming man- The Smiths // Disorder- Joy Division // Teenage girls- Bleeding Knees Club // Drive my car- The Beatles // Change- Churchill // Method of modern love- Hall & Oates // Coming of age- Foster the people // You (Ha Ha Ha)- Charli XCX // Barely legal- The Strokes // I just wanna die- FIDLAR // Yoko- Pegasus Bridge //
Human again, [listen]
I want to sleep in the city that never wakes up.
Say it,just say it- The Mowgli’s // Human again- Young Knives // I found out- The Pigeon Detectives // Welcome to the rave- The Courteeners // Seaside- The Kooks // Holes- Passenger // Give it all back- Noah and The Whale // Itchin’ on a photograph- Grouplove // Changing of the seasons- Two Door Cinema Club // Cape cod kwassa kwassa- Vampire Weekend // Apartment- Young The Giant // Why don’t we go there?- One Direction // Believer- American Authors // Sun shy- Dresses // Walking on a dream- Empire of the sun // Old yellow bricks- Arctic Monkeys // The walker- Fitz & The Tanrums // Australia- The Shins // Negative thinking- The Death Set //
I DO NOT OWN THE PICTURE. Picture credit goes to Kendra’12
during an accident as a child a small boy broke his arms and was then exposed to xrays these rays revealed that the boy was in fact part man, part skeleton
the SKELETON MAN
wait wait wait wait sorry
part man, part skeleton?
yess just as a centaur is part man, part horse, so too is he, part man, part skeleton