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2:22am April 18, 2014

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

6:28pm April 17, 2014
6:28pm April 17, 2014

legalmexican:

send nudes not hate 

5:56pm April 17, 2014

therealandycohen:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

I LOVE THIS WOMAN. STILL HAVE GOOSEBUMPS FROM LAST NIGHT!

5:55pm April 17, 2014

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

5:51pm April 17, 2014
zaynsbro:

Teen angst, [listen]
"I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour but heaven knows I’m miserable now"
Heaven knows I’m miserable now- The Smiths // Teenage Dirtbag- Wheatus // Come on Eileen- Dexys Midnight Runners // The hellcat spangled shalalala- Arctic Monkeys // Out of my league- Fitz and The Tantrums // Up all night- Young Knives // Diane young- Vampire Weekend // This charming man- The Smiths // Disorder- Joy Division // Teenage girls- Bleeding Knees Club // Drive my car- The Beatles // Change- Churchill // Method of modern love- Hall & Oates // Coming of age- Foster the people // You (Ha Ha Ha)- Charli XCX // Barely legal- The Strokes // I just wanna die- FIDLAR // Yoko- Pegasus Bridge // 

zaynsbro:

Teen angst, [listen]

"I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour but heaven knows I’m miserable now"

Heaven knows I’m miserable now- The Smiths // Teenage Dirtbag- Wheatus // Come on Eileen- Dexys Midnight Runners // The hellcat spangled shalalala- Arctic Monkeys // Out of my league- Fitz and The Tantrums // Up all night- Young Knives // Diane young- Vampire Weekend // This charming man- The Smiths // Disorder- Joy Division // Teenage girls- Bleeding Knees Club // Drive my car- The Beatles // Change- Churchill // Method of modern love- Hall & Oates // Coming of age- Foster the people // You (Ha Ha Ha)- Charli XCX // Barely legal- The Strokes // I just wanna die- FIDLAR // Yoko- Pegasus Bridge // 

5:51pm April 17, 2014
5:50pm April 17, 2014

not-safe-for-earth:

mikaverleth:

#”damn fucking right i did”

5:49pm April 17, 2014
zaynsbro:

Human again, [listen]
I want to sleep in the city that never wakes up.
Say it,just say it- The Mowgli’s // Human again- Young Knives // I found out- The Pigeon Detectives // Welcome to the rave- The Courteeners // Seaside- The Kooks // Holes- Passenger // Give it all back- Noah and The Whale // Itchin’ on a photograph- Grouplove // Changing of the seasons- Two Door Cinema Club // Cape cod kwassa kwassa- Vampire Weekend // Apartment- Young The Giant // Why don’t we go there?- One Direction // Believer- American Authors // Sun shy- Dresses // Walking on a dream- Empire of the sun // Old yellow bricks- Arctic Monkeys // The walker- Fitz & The Tanrums // Australia- The Shins // Negative thinking- The Death Set // 
I DO NOT OWN THE PICTURE. Picture credit goes to Kendra’12

zaynsbro:

Human again, [listen]

I want to sleep in the city that never wakes up.

Say it,just say it- The Mowgli’s // Human again- Young Knives // I found out- The Pigeon Detectives // Welcome to the rave- The Courteeners // Seaside- The Kooks // Holes- Passenger // Give it all back- Noah and The Whale // Itchin’ on a photograph- Grouplove // Changing of the seasons- Two Door Cinema Club // Cape cod kwassa kwassa- Vampire Weekend // Apartment- Young The Giant // Why don’t we go there?- One Direction // Believer- American Authors // Sun shy- Dresses // Walking on a dream- Empire of the sun // Old yellow bricks- Arctic Monkeys // The walker- Fitz & The Tanrums // Australia- The Shins // Negative thinking- The Death Set // 

I DO NOT OWN THE PICTURE. Picture credit goes to Kendra’12

5:48pm April 17, 2014

skeleton man

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

during an accident as a child a small boy broke his arms and was then exposed to xrays  these rays revealed that the boy was in fact part man, part skeleton

..what?

the SKELETON MAN

wait wait wait wait sorry

part man, part skeleton?

yess just as a centaur is part man, part horse, so too is he, part man, part skeleton

5:48pm April 17, 2014

mainheaux:

Look at this contouring god

5:47pm April 17, 2014

officialunitedstates:

hetaliagirl104:

officialunitedstates:

things I know about brazil:

  • jungle
  • jesus statue

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

image

5:43pm April 17, 2014

jbildungsroman:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

5:40pm April 17, 2014

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

2:54pm April 17, 2014

captainraz:

uss-cumberbatch:

I want to yell, “FOR CARDASSIA!” so bad but I am never in an appropriate setting to do so. 

It is always the appropriate setting to yell ‘FOR CARDASSIA!’