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11:58pm September 23, 2014

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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11:58pm September 23, 2014

sadtit:

sadvaporwavebabe:

please dont name your children after flowers (rose, daisy, lily, etc.) unless you are plantkin it is cultural appropriation

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11:57pm September 23, 2014

theairbitesshrewdly:

i learned a palindrome today and its the best & funniest thing ive ever heard here goes:

No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!

11:57pm September 23, 2014
11:57pm September 23, 2014

insertcoolpunhere:

So I was looking up Norse names and

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11:56pm September 23, 2014

bakerstbarricadebabe:

erisedbadger:

When you feel bad about your procrastination, remember that Harry had 3 months to figure out the golden egg clue and he waited until the like night before to do it. At least you’re not gonna die for not doing your homework.

Oh my god this is the most encouraging thing I’ve ever read in my life

11:56pm September 23, 2014
heyfunniest:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

wob wob wob

heyfunniest:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

wob wob wob

11:55pm September 23, 2014
11:03pm September 23, 2014
sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

11:02pm September 23, 2014

eren-the-dork:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

ThE PICTURE CHANGES EVERYTIME I SEE IT

11:01pm September 23, 2014

kenshisyonezu:

the halloween jokes are coming early this year

in fact you could say there’s skeleTONS of them

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11:01pm September 23, 2014
notbeingconstructive:

paintgod:

my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

now THAT’s arty.

notbeingconstructive:

paintgod:

my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

now THAT’s arty.

10:58pm September 23, 2014
atticusblackwolf:

always reblog

atticusblackwolf:

always reblog

10:21pm September 23, 2014

autarkical:

comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

oh mY GOD

10:20pm September 23, 2014

things every highschooler should know

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep